HAPPY [LATE] ODD COUPLE DAY! "On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"

ZBOX. Leave this box outside your door, and deliverers with your code can leave (or pick up) packages for you when you're not there. BG's business team is already investigating getting-your-stuff-back applications.

CALLIGRAPHY IS SO 20TH CENTURY. Services such as evite.com -- as opposed to, say, marthastewart.com -- are now making it possible to send wedding invitations online. Possible bonus for cranky singles: reduced fear of receiving dreaded "thick envelopes."

SO J.CREW, SO YOU! You've bought the models' clothes; now buy their skin, too! J.Crew's new beauty line -- stocked with lotions, potions, and candles -- promises to make you just dewy enough (never greasy), like you're fresh from frolicking at a touch football game in the Hamptons. In fact, before using the products, all of the models had cystic acne! [-- Friday]

SEX AND SINGLE GIRLS: STRAIGHT AND QUEER WOMEN ON SEXUALITY. Wanna know "what women want?" You could check fuzzy statistics or unfunny sitcoms...or you could see what real women have to say! Essays from "Sex and the Single Mom" to "I Am One Lousy Lay" to "A Celibate Sexpot Ties the Knot" show the diversity of our, ahem, experience. Read it in bed, or in bed.

IS IT CHILLY IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME? In relationships, sometimes the atmosphere can be frigid. But the cold shoulder doesn't keep romantics away from Ice Hotel Quebec-Canada, where the entire joint is fabricated from frozen water. Though the promise of a late-night trip to the WC adds old meaning to the phrase "cold feet," the hotel managers assure us that it's perfectly lovely and plenty warm. (Vegetarians beware: for warm and snuggly, you'll be bedding down on deer pelts; hey, whaddya want? It's Canada!) How do you suppose the housecleaning staff does their thing? Our guess: zamboni. [-- Colin]

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