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III. The Ancient Near East

Breakup communication is revolutionized by invention of hieroglyphic writing in Egypt (c. 3100 B.C.E.), allowing not only for carving of "Dear Job" letters, but also for dramatic smashing of clay tablets upon receipt.

During the Age of the Prophets, a series of men come to fancy themselves as the earthly link to the divine (modern manifestation: "God's gift"). Their heavenly bidding often involved making their girlfriends serve as secular symbols of a theocratic manifest destiny. Talk about being used.

Hosea and Gomer:
At Yahweh's command, the prophet Hosea (8th C. B.C.E.) marries Gomer, a prostitute in the Baalistic cult. The divine intention: that Hosea's treatment of Gomer represent the fate of the Israelites if they don't shape up. Accordingly, Hosea generally gives Gomer the cold shoulder, eventually divorcing her, only to then buy her back for "fifteen shekels and a homer and lethech of barley."

 
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A World History of the Breakup:

Big Bang

Geologic Ages

Near East

Classical Antiquity

Roman Empire

Middle Ages

Renaissance

The New World & Revolution

Europe

Industrial Revolution

Modern America

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