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Dear Breakup Girl,

There is this guy at my school whom I like and some says he likes me back. Well, my problem is that he is really starting to bug me and he does these things that really annoy me. He stares at me all the time, gets mad if I flirt with another guy and when I try to talk with him he puts his head down and he answers back small words like "yeah" or "whatever." He'll get out of line to stand by me and he has his friends spy on me. I've asked all my friends what to do about him and mostly they said to ignore him but when I do that it gets worse he'll do things to get my attention -- like for example one day I was ignoring him and he jumped up and ran all around me and then went up to our classroom flag and tried to eat it. So ignoring doesn't work. Please tell me what to do and how I can either get this guy or get over him.

Love,
Mouse

Dear Mouse,

I'll tell you how to get over him, but it's not going to be all that nice of me. Here's the thing, Mouse, it's like I told Frito Nose: remember that if you go out with this guy, this is the guy that you'll go out with. You know? Frankly, he's not a real charmer. So if you want to be the grownup here and ask him out, fine. Otherwise, yes, ignore him; let him annoy the color guard/Helen Chenoweth.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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