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Dear Breakup Girl,

My boyfriend got a tattoo of my name on his arm. Does that mean that he loves me?

-- Cutie Pie

Dear CP,

Yes. (Unless (a) he misspelled it, or (b) your name is Metallica.)
It also means that his mother does not.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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