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Dear Breakup Girl,

I fell in love with a man who is separated from his wife. We have been seeing each other for over a year and there's still no sign of their divorce papers. He says he still stays there three nights a week for the sake of the kids and then stays in "his" house that I have not been invited to yet. Should I put ultimatums on him at this point? I love being with him...the sex is out of this world. He is fun. too. Help...

-- Bad Addiction

Dear Addiction,

I'll bet the sex is out of this world! There's no aphrodisiac like estrangement! That goes for the sex he's having with you, as well as the sex he's having ... three nights a week with his estranged wife.

This whole thing reminds me of that movie by David Lynch's daughter, Boxing Helena, where the guy cuts off Sherilyn Fenn's limbs and stores her in a box for his pleasure (unless you're a Lynch, not a family film). Listen, babe, the papers aren't coming, and neither is your ultimatum. Grow some legs and walk away.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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