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Dear Breakup Girl,

Should I ask out the psychiatrist that I have been seeing for seven months to discuss my husband's continuing infidelities? He is very handsome and nice and single. I don't see men like this every day. Do you think I should just do it?

-- Diane

Dear Diane,

No. A thousand times no. Well, four. Our own Belleruth says:

1. "No. Because you don't KNOWknow this guy. He's in a role that makes him very attractive. But your relationship is, by definition, a one-way couch; you have no clue what he's like when it's real give and take.

2. No. Because if he says yes, you've got an unethical jackass on your hands.

3. No. Because if he says no, that could make you feel all skanky and mess up the therapy.

4. No. Because if you really have been speaking about your husband's infidelities for the last seven months -- and not you and what you're up to and why you're staying, etc. -- then you might want to consider finding another shrink anyway; he may not be doing the best job for you in the first place."

And even if you do "break up" with this shrink, you're still married, right? Which seems to be the problem. So work on getting what you need out of therapy, and -- separately! -- on getting what you need in a relationship, which in the case of your marriage, seems to be out. Then -- after some healing and tinkering -- you can see men "like this" (without the "your shrink" part) any day you like.

Love,
Breakup Girl and Belleruth

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