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Dear Breakup Girl,

My girlfriend is putting on a great deal of weight. It's turning me off. I started going out with her because my wife has become extremely fat. How do I get her to trim down? It was hard to find her, and I don't really want to go looking for a third relationship.

--Unhappy in Fat City!

 
Dear Unhappy in Fat City,

You’re allowed to, you know, put weight preferences in your personals. You’re allowed to have certain tastes, PC or not. You’re allowed to be concerned not only about someone’s appearance, but also about her health and lifestyle, and to make gentle suggestions about how to make good-for-everyone changes together. However, you are not allowed to marry someone for whom your love is so thin that you stray when/because she gains. If I were you, I’d go looking for a first relationship.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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