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Dear Breakup Girl,

How do I dump my loser, cheating, drug-addicted hubby? Without hurting his loser feelings?

--Janet

Dear Janet,

I'm a big fan of basic unconditional humankindess. But if his feelings are the main reason you're still together, then I wonder how you've managed to stay that way without hurting your winner feelings. Ask, dignified, for a divorce; hurt the next loser cheater's feelings before you marry him. Well, you know what I mean.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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