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Dear Breakup Girl,

I met this guy on the road. We met again another night and he is the nicest guy ever. We are separated by Christmas break right now and although Christmas itself has already passed, he doesn't know any better. What should I get him for Christmas? He likes antiques and loves to play the guitar. I have other little things, but what can I get him that will catch his eye? I got him cologne and boxer briefs, which he has been dying to try. What else can I get, though? Please help, quick!

-- Melissa

Dear Melissa,

Whoa! Wait! Hold on! Listen carefully to this IMPORTANT BREAKUP GIRL SHOPPING TIP: "Cologne and boxer briefs are enough." Hey, you two have met twice. I know it's so easy and fun to get all wrapped up in gifts to God's Gifts, but please: see what kind of presence this road boy will leave under your tree before you flash the gold card again. And if you ask me, you should save the Louis XV-style French walnut armoire and the Fender Stratocaster for someone who does know better.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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