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Dear Breakup Girl,
I like this girl who lives in my building. I am going to ask her out but there is one problem, I do not know her name. What should I do?
There are some things that I know about her:
1) she is taking history
2) it is her last year in university
3) she told me her name once in September but I do not know it now
4) she is always smiling
5) she lives in her apartment with two other girls and I do not know their names either.
-- Jarrot
Dear Jarrot,
You could get BG to ask all female seniors taking history -- and enjoying it, evidently -- who have two roommates and who remember talking to a nice boy in September to write and tell me their names. Orr you could say to Smiley, "Hey, I'm sorry, I know you told me your name, but it slipped my mind. <pause> Oh, right, hi, I'm Jarrot." And take it from there. Hope # 4 will apply to you, too.
Love,
Breakup Girl
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