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Dear Breakup Girl,

I am in love with a man who is 51, never married, and lives in an apartment decorated with wall to wall magazines. On the plus side, he's very fun, smart, and acts as a great clipping service. He's terrified of commitment -- the mere thought makes him depressed -- but he is loving, empathetic, and kind. I have kids from a previous marriage so there are no biological clock issues, but sometimes I think the ticking I hear is a bomb that's going to blow up in my face. Any advice?

-- A.O.

Dear AO,

I hear your concern. But you know what I notice about him?
He keeps things.
Clip this and enjoy.

Love,
Breakup Girl

 
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