The Column

Argh! My ex is marrying some guy she hardly knows!

I can't let go!

I can't stand to see him with anyone else!

She cut me loose (as I was cutting a diamond)!

Hit me on the head so I'll forget about her!

How the heck am I supposed to fall out of love?

Even college, golf, and country dancing can't keep me from thinking about him!

Everything I like to do reminds me of him!

He's a louse, and I still can't get him out of my system!

I can't deal: our fairy tale relationship turned into a nightmare!