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Dear Breakup Girl,
My girlfriend dumped me after 4 days.
She said I was moving too slow.
Every time I would go to talk and be with her she wouldn't be there.
She is 1 year younger than me.
She went with one of my mates who is the same age as her.
She dumped him after 2 days. She said he was moving too fast.
Please give me advice to win her back.
-- Brendan
Dear Brendan,
Heck, tell her she moved too fast ... like, she was
always gone by the time you got there. But you really tried! And you'd like to
try again. She's willing, great. She's not, not great. If there's one thing
that moves too slow, it's the hurt feelings you wish would hurry up and fade.
But kiddo, I promise that slowly -- perhaps -- but surely -- definitely --
you'll find a girl who thinks your moves are just right.
Love,
Breakup Girl
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