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Dear Breakup Girl,

My husband and I have been married for about a year and a half (together for a total of seven years). Other than a few flings/torrid one night affairs, I was never serious with anyone else. Alright, I'll cut to the chase. Things are not as I thought they would be. It is not like I grew up with parents that had a fairy tale marriage, the Cleavers we were not. I can't help but be concerned for my own marriage, things just don't "seem" right. In my opinion people recently married and in their 20's should be "hitting the sheets." I know there isn't another woman... Yeah yeah I know what they say but I KNOW. Needless to say the bed is far from hot and my thoughts are beginning to wander. My concern is what to do -- pretty soon my thoughts won't be all that are wandering... Any pearls of wisdom?

-- Restless Lola

Dear Lola,

As far as hot sex is concerned, I don't see how any couple can keep up with those crazy Cleavers. That was TV, not reality. Let go of the impossible standards.

Okay, now that I've gotten the wisecrack out of my system, let me suggest something the Cleavers didn't have: counseling. Don't worry about "should be"s; worry about -- and trust -- how you feel. If something's wrong, do try to fix it. But if something's missing in your bed, don't look for it in someone else's. That's something Eddie Haskell would do, not you.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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