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Dear Breakup Girl,

I really like this guy. The only problem is, he is kinda short, and I'm awfully tall. Should I try for a relationship with him?

-- Jess

Dear Jess,

Oh, Breakup Girl totally knows the feeling! Oh, wait, she doesn't.
But Nicole Kidman does, and she seems happy. Go for it.

Love,
Breakup Girl (5' 1") (5' 2" with the sneaker inserts that help her achilles tendinitis)

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