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Dear Breakup Girl,

I just had a really bad breakup, and I was feeling very distraught. I found the perfect way to get back at her for exactly what she did to me. Is this really wrong? If it is then why does it make me happier?

--Cunning

Dear Cunning,

Since (a) you wrote to Breakup Girl in the first place, and (b) didn't actually admit what you did, I have the funny feeling that yeah, it was really wrong. How's your conscience?

Love,
Breakup Girl

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