You know that old joke: Women need a reason to have sex; men need a place. Well, fellas, apparently there are quite a few good ones, according to 1,001 Best Places to Have Sex in America: A When, Where, and How Guide, a new guidebook from sex columnists Jennifer Hunt and Dan Baritchi. Alas, though, this list on Tango.com seems to distill it all down to a rather generic compilation of done-that-there tips. (In the shower? Really?) So! Anyone else care to tart up their Tuesday with a few suggestions of their own?