Many of those rules are broken here. (Why are so many people upside-down?)

(Bonus MUST-CLICK video, created pre-embed-code:

This, people, is how it’s done.)

Nothing says “I’m sorry I exerted artistic control over my previous, disappointing album and it won’t happen again” like the cover of Kelly Clarkson’s next single.

(It also says “Photoshop disaster!“)