Hard to compete on June 22, 1998…

Dear Breakup Girl,

A girl recently told me that after one week of dating she had to choose God over me. Should I feel bad losing to the big guy?
— Mecci

Dear Mecci,

One week? Wow, this God guy must be pretty special.

Okay, most kidding aside, no, you should not be wrathful. It would be worse to lose to, like, the big guy in your class. As in, someone you — with all due respect — could actually compete with.

Love,
Breakup Girl