Ah, spring! Love in air, Mr. Softee around corner, lighter-weight cape on shopping list. Where would a gal like BG spend her super-cash? Why, right here, of course — which, shh, is the super-secret hideout for this. And which, in turn, could always use a few of your nickels and dimes. And so, BG is proud to promo:

THE PROM YOU WERE PROMISED

A Dance Party that Re-creates Prom Night the Way We All Hoped It Would Be

All to raise money for 826NYC

Who: You, and a date. (Date not required)

Dress code: Prom attire (Your old gown/tux/suit, or the jeans and sneakers you wished you’d worn.)

What: The prom night you’ve been waiting for.

When: Thursday, May 21, 2009, at 9 p.m.

Where: Music Hall of Williamsburg, 66 North 6th Street, Brooklyn

Why:

1) For the kids—all proceeds benefit 826NYC

2) For the music—three killer DJ sets, each of them worth the price of admission

3) For the replacement memories, made to last a lifetime

Tickets available from Ticketmaster, Master of Tickets.