Reading the signs on April 20, 1998…

Dear Breakup Girl,

I’m just wondering: if a girl whom you have known for a year suddenly tells you that:
a) she broke up with her boyfriend
b) you’re born under the same astrological sign (birthdays one day apart) as her ex-boyfriend, and
c) apart from that, however, you’re nothing like him,
What does this mean?

She likes you? Yes, no, maybe.

— Tiger Man

Dear Tiger,

Yes, she likes you. But if you want to be safe, I’d wait until Rebound goes into retrograde.

Love,
Breakup Girl