Who needs lawyers?
Daily Mail, via Boing Boing:
“A married couple who decided to go their separate ways agreed to divide their home and its contents literally — by sawing the house in half.
One day the house was standing on stilts in a Cambodian village. The next, only half was there.
The wife will keep the half that is standing, while the husband has carried off bits and pieces of the home to put them up in a nearby field.”