SPOILER ALERT: Do not read if you are not totally caught up with Dollhouse, or you will have to have a treatment. (Not counting the elusive — but coming! — episode 13.)

Perhaps my all-time favorite EVER feature on BG.net, almost TEN years ago, long before the advent of the KutcherTweet, was: Glam-Quest 2000. Teams in NY and LA fanned out to report celebrity sightings, which in turn were judged and tallied — as fickly as fame itself — by our own Gregoire.

And now this, from our own Amy in SF (former NY captain), which merits at least a Conversation Multiplier x Humor Bonus x BG Imaginary Boyfriend Gambit. In other words, Amy WINS.

i was at a restaurant and I saw him come in — but I couldn’t quite believe it because I NEVER see celebs in this burg — i asked the hostess “is that alan tudyk?” and she said “that is the name on his reservation, but who is he? why is everyone asking me that?” and so I marched up to his table with my wee daughter and said “i don’t usually do this” and he said, “you’re giving me your BABY?”

he was with a willowy blonde — and I started babbling about the last 2 episodes of Dollhouse, how I knew he was funny and great but his *physical* work was so precise and amazing, I said he must have studied mime or clowning or dance b/c it was really really good [well, he did go to Pirate Camp! — BG], and I wasn’t even a major Whedon-fan but I was so impressed yadda yadda, and he was just all “thank you! thank you so much!” very charmingly and talking to Penelope who was giving him big blue-eyed smiles, and he said the character of Alpha was just really fun to play, and I said we were all pulling for a 2nd season and good luck, and then I wet my pants.

We assume Amy will have another kid to replace that one.