Here, your weekly installment of Ask Lynn, BG’s alter ego’s column at MSN.com (powered by Match.com). This week, we meet Confused and In Love, who says she has been in love with “Mr. Right” for ten years, since high school.

Awwwww!

Not!

Turns out he’s been away for most of those ten years. And: when he showed back up, they hooked up. Umm, is that good or bad? Especially considering he didn’t call? Get the gories here — and then come back to comment!