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BG is just back in from a hard-play vaca that included a visit to a Breakup Girl International Landmark: Niagara Falls. And -- like any superhero with a healthy sense of boundaries -- she did not take the BG supercomputer with her. But now, it's late, and even though The X-Files is a repeat tonight, folks, it's gonna be a wicked short column (but nice long letters!). Please bear with me. Then again, if there's one thing BG has learned from her favorite extracurricular, it's that

Hockey means never having to say you're sorry.

Onward!

(Oh, P.S. Chris decorated a BG easter egg this weekend. It is the cutest thing I have ever seen.)

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