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Wham, Bam, Thanksgiving, Ma'am!

This time of year always brings back memories of one of the cooler annual school field trips Noah and I used to take: visiting to the living museum that is Plimoth Plantation. They've recreated the Pilgrims' 1627 settlement, complete with interpretive guides living the lives of actual townspeople and speaking only the dialect of the time.

I should have known this was a bad sign: no matter what you do, you can't get them to talk about the future.

So, too, may you notice seasonal signs of unrest in your relationship. Perhaps a certain separatism, even Puritanism -- dare I say Miles Standoffishness -- on the part of your settler? If so, it's only natural at this time of harvesting, reaping, taking stock, deciding if you're Taking Him/Her Home (or deciding which friendfriend to take home as a parent decoy). Don't let it get to you.

But if your relationship truly is on the rocks, do not hold out just for Auld Lang Syne's sake. (Otherwise known as "sticking it out for the stockings.") Mark my words:Wishing you were under the mistletoe is better than wishing you weren't. So if necessary, do the deed. With any luck, your ex-intended will still be groggy from the tryptophan.

And if you're alone already, well, what can I tell you? Just be thankful you won't have to hear Breakup Mom say, "We're just thankful to have you here with us, sweetie. Especially because your father and I aren't getting any younger. Did you sit with anyone interesting on the train?"

In all seriousness, Breakup Girl is truly thankful for: you. Thanks for visiting, writing, reading, laughing, shopping, and helping make breakups so much fun. I am also endlessly grateful to my trusty behinder-the-scenes pardner, Chris, who not only makes this site pretty, he also makes Breakup Girl exist. As And thanks to Breakup Belleruth -- BG.com's Actual Credentialed Expert in Residence / Someone Else's Mom -- for the generosity and infinitude of her wisdom. Chief Massasoit would have said: mad props.

And while I'm on the subject, here are lots of things you all have to be thankful for:

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