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Dear Breakup Girl,

My boyfriend loves hockey. I think he might actually love it more than he loves me. Just this weekend we were having an intimate moment and then hockey came on and he blew me off. Should I end our relationship because I feel that he has no time for me during hockey season?

-- Kathy

Dear Kathy,

There's a hockey strategy called "dump and change." That he'll hear you say.

Love,
Breakup Girl

PS Caveat: Is he really, totally, fully blowing you off, or do you think he just ducks behind the Zamboni when he gets all shy about "intimacy" and stuff? You guys should have separate hobbies and interests, you know. Just, yeah, make sure that you are a major interest when the game's not on.

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