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Dear Breakup Girl,

Short and sweet (bitter): He broke up with me six months ago. I essentially supported him for half the relationship (which, granted, was only four months long-- a personal record-- and which I did very enthusiastically.) He is a writer and was extremely depressed about his lack of success. He had written a great novel which I encouraged him to keep hustling. I spoke to him recently. He sold the manuscript. To a huge major publisher. I am not a schadenfreude kind of girl. I was genuinely happy for him. However, now it seems I cannot stop crying. I mean, I've been pretty upset in general, hard getting over him etc., but now I'm a bit of a basket case. Also, he was going to take me on this great vacation when he finally got some money....

A friend of mine broke up with someone who then won the Pulitzer prize. But she broke up with him.

Look, I know I'm not personally fulfilled (I'm a writer too blah blah blah and not actualizing a lot of opportunities blah blah, my shrink's away...) and that's why I feel empty and crazy as a result of this news, however I just want to know that he is aware of the fact that it would be a nice gesture if he say, said thanks, or offered to buy me a drink (I wouldn't go, I mean I know that wouldn't be healthyblahblah...) but I think maybe it hasn't occurred to him and this is what makes me very very unhappy. Very. I feel sick. And I fantasize about floating gay rumors that will forever haunt him. Not in a bad way... Help?

-- Basket Case

Dear BC,

Of course you're unhappy. You want your vacation, you want your Pulitzer, you want your props, and you want to get your boyfriend back (double entendre intended). There's not much I can tell you that you don't already know, except to assure you that you, Basket Case, are NORMAL.

Tip: let this be a little competitive incentive to actually "actualize" some of those opportunities.

Plea: do not, repeat do not, write a book about this breakup.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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