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Dear Breakup Girl,

I'd first like to know what you think of "long-distance" relationships... how often they work out, or if they should be avoided....and secondly, what you think of "long-distance Internet" relationships.

Let me explain my situation a little bit....

I got online a little over a year ago, and shortly after doing so, I met this really funny guy in a chat room that I enjoyed talking to. It didn't take long for us to become really good friends. We talked alot over a period of about 5-6 months before we both realized that our feelings for each other were growing into the next stages after friendship. I started falling in love with him!! We had exchanged many, many photos of each other, and started talking on the telephone a bit. We talked very regularly and frequently for the next 6 months or so... making it known to the world of our love for each other through web pages, and silly stuff like that. He made me so happy! We were "cyber-engaged," and most of the things like talking about having an "online wedding," being engaged, and being together forever were HIS ideas!!! I really loved them, too...and the more he told people how much he loved me and wanted to be with me, the more in love I fell with him! After over a year of talking/chatting, and getting to know each others minds and souls, we agreed it should progress to the next step of actually meeting each other! The biggest problem was that he is on the western coast of the US, and I am on the eastern coast! But he finally got a plane ticket to come see me... and after having this ticket in his possesion for weeks, and only a month and a half away from the day we would meet, (on Valentine's Day no less!!), he broke up with me!!! I am absolutely devastated, and am having a hard time dealing with what I feel.

His excuses were that:

1.)We are too far apart, and long distance relationships don't work. He thought it was best to end it now before he hurt me anymore!

2.) I am ten years older than him, and have a child... which is nothing new, he knew that a year ago when we met!

3.) That he is just starting his life, and won't be able to pay me the attention I deserve because he'll be too busy.... and that wouldn't be fair to me...

4.) That he thinks I'm a psychotic looney because I shared the fact that stress and my over active emotions make me sick to my stomach when I'm upset! He says that isn't normal, and I must be psychotic! But the fact is, I don't handle rejection very well, and I am a very emotional person. (Something else he's known for the past year!!)

5.) I am too jealous, and he thinks I am "obsessed" with him and not in love with him.

The fact is I AM in love with him!! I don't want to lose him because he thinks it "might not" work out in the future because we are so far away... he is young, scared, confused, and allowing outside influences to tear us apart. He could be throwing away the best thing to ever happen to both of us!! I really need some help and/or advice... He says it's best it's over, but I can't let go!!! All I want is for us to be like we were, and for him to come see me in a month and a half! I at least want the opportunity, and the chance to see if the sparks fly like I have been dreaming they will!!

Can you help me?

-- Reptile

Dear Reptile,

Oh, dear. I hate to run down the battery on your dreams, but -- brace yourself -- it just doesn't sound to Breakup Girl like this is a happening thing. I am really, really, really sorry.

I am not saying that long distance relationships don't work, nor that cyberrelationships don't work. But let me try and put this situation in perspective:

People who have actually laid eyes on each other and spent time together have trouble mustering the chutzpah to make an actual commitment. Never mind having to make good on a promise that -- though, yes, it was very real for you -- technically existed only in the ether, not IRL. And you know, there are some things that do make sense/exist only out there in cyberworld; how long would Jennicam last if the idea was for people to actually look in her window? Also, the "outside influences" you dismiss as trivial are <gulp> real-life; in fact, they -- distance, phase-of-life difference, etc. -- are problems that non-cyber couples face. He got the willies when he realized that he was going to have to face them. And for whatever reason, he is not willing.

Also, on a totally different point, some of the things he said to you were not very nice.

Now, I'm not going to say anything dumbass, preachy, and too-late like, "You shouldn't have fallen so hard in the first place." You did, and I'm sure you felt feelings -- finite though they may need be -- that others have indeed only dreamt of. So go ahead and save -- treasure -- your emails and other cyber-keepsakes. If it hurts too much, hide them for a while. BUT. You should also, when you're ready, take this as an opportunity to consider, for yourself, exactly what drove you to fall so hard, to make such earthbound plans with someone orbiting in cyberspace. I am not saying "Bad Girl, you messed up, now go think about what you did!" I am saying if you want a real-life partner that badly -- no matter where you meet him -- well, some reflection into this episode will give you useful insight into the next one. Which , ultimately, is not a bad use of all that bandwith.

Hang in there.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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