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Dear Breakup Girl,

I went out with this guy for a few days, then all of a sudden, he breaks up with me for this slut who just dumped her boyfriend. These two aren't even going out and the worst part is that he told my best friend that I hated her and she didn't talk to me for three days. I want to know, how I can get revenge while remaining anonymous?
-- Miss Pissed

Dear Miss Pissed,

When Careers Day rolls around, don't bother visiting the CIA booth. Given that it would come right on the heels of the incident(s) you describe, there is no covert operation you could run that wouldn't have your fingers all over it. Plus, Breakup Girl is not at all convinced that these folks are worth it. That was a lame-ass, pointless move on his part -- and frankly, it was even lamer for your so-called best friend to believe him without checking with you first. Revenge -- especially given the elaborate effort it would take you to avoid suspicion -- is so not worth it here. Your mission, and you should choose to accept it: quit calling other girls "sluts." That doesn't help.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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