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Dear Breakup Girl,
My problem is that it always seems that the guys who want to get involved
with me are the ones who have girlfriends waiting at home for them. One guy in
particular introduced me to his girlfriend without my even having a clue that
he had one. I'm really afraid of repeating the same mistake. Do you know of any
signs or signals that I can look for to ensure that this will not continue to
happen?
-- Completely Misunderstood
Dear Misunderstood,
Use the work "scrunchie" in a sentence. If he understands you,
he's got a Betty back at home. (Alternate test word: "loofah.")
Love,
Breakup Girl
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