Psycho Hose Beast
A real classic from March 30, 1998…
Dear Breakup Girl,
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I have recently been dealing with a difficult breakup. The good news is that it’s not mine…
My boyfriend’s ex is, well, a psycho hose beast. Before we were dating, they had broken up, but she was still causing him a lot of pain and suffering. He was obsessed with her for a while, and then he finally seemed to be letting go of her. A while after that, we started dating. Things were mostly OK. She would come up in conversation occasionally, but I never felt seriously threatened by her. I know that she is bipolar, and can be a very nasty person for no reason.